fizzgig__launch_checklist
pre-launch ritual — fan-out to every other fizzgig tool, single ship/dont-ship verdict.
you ship without running every check because there are too many tools, you're in a hurry, and you'll do it 'after lunch'. you don't do it after lunch. you find out about the issue in a customer email.
the pre-launch ritual. Fan-out via Cloudflare service bindings to every other Fizzgig tool in parallel, aggregates findings, surfaces the top 20 by severity, returns a single ship/don't-ship verdict (ready / not_ready / incomplete) with a headline the AI surfaces verbatim — the user's emotional anchor before deploy.
make the deploy call with one number instead of triaging twenty dashboards. sticky — run before every deploy.
caught a policy that would have leaked every user's comments. shipped a fix in 4 minutes.
first tool i installed. it's the one that pays for itself.
works great. one false positive on a join table — easy to ignore.
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"url": "https://mcp.fizzgig.ai",
"tools": ["launch_checklist"]
}
}